stripclub customer profiles — part two, Older Customers

Now we get the second half of the list…

The Almost-Middle Aged (30-35)– not really old, but definitely no longer thinking of themselves as young. Often blue collar, sole proprietor types, and less often professionals. Guys like this are usually good for 100-200 if rapport can be established. Due to lack of VIP or champagne options, this subset of customers can actually be made to shell out quite a bit more in topless clubs. A clever girl who can roll her own VIP setting and charge for time without club-created options will bank off such guys in a nude club and keep every penny. Moderately prone to tip on dances, and least offended by the suggestion of any older customer group.

The Actually Middle-Aged (35-45)– these guys represent most strippers’ prime demographic. They are guys with family and income who often want to pay to talk to a hot chick for a few songs or even hours. Topless dancers are all over these guys in a heartbeat. They prefer topless clubs (as do all the segments of older customers), but if they turn up in a nude club, they will spend topless-club cash on dances, 100-500+. A topless dancer might see 1,2, 3k off one of these sorts of guys in a very upscale club, but a nude dancer could get 500 each from 2-4 such guys on a sufficiently busy night if she were adept at selling time and company. But in general, if they go to a nude club, such customers are not worth so much, 100ish being pretty typical. They just flip high-end if they really like a girl.

The Almost Old Guys (45-60)– An awful demographic for nude dancers, but a tolerable one for topless girls. They are old and want to be catered to, and topless clubs are generally better set up for that, what with serving food and having liquor. So a girl can really do well appealing to the haetara fantasy with such men, or the littlegirllost. But in nude clubs, these guys usually come to fall in love or purchase favors. Not that the other groups don’t have their percentages seeking you know what in the back rooms, but this group is pretty notorious for it, second only to Actual Old Guys really (and a close race at that). So the money is random, unless they fall for you or you provide the favors. You might get 50$ of dances, you might get 500$, at a nude club. To a lesser extent this is true in topless-land, but the sorts of girls these guys want are more likely to sidle up and get the large sums of money, so the overall odds of scoring are better.

The Old Guys (60+)– Well, Anna Nicole knew all about them. Usually creepy, usually grabby, and often shady with the cash. But again, the topless environment is preferred for them, as with Almost Old Guys. In nude clubs they want to get down and dirty with the frisky nude girls, and are quite straightforward about it. However, the occasional old guy who isn’t seeking mileage is generous and non-demanding at either topless or nude clubs. Including creepy/grabby ones, they are generally good for 100-300 averagely, much much more if a girl achieves rapport with them.

Now these sets of profiles are based on my own experience working mainly as a nude dancer in byob clubs. And this is the kind of spending I tended to see or receive the benefit of. Though I briefly paused to note that 4-figure income from a single customer is POSSIBLE, it is simply not PROBABLE. I do not care what stupid blond women say about the matter on television programs. Granted, i did not work in super-upscale environs, but then again, 90 percent of dancers don’t, and what I noted is actually quite generous (because the customers were generous to me– for many dancers those numbers i gave could easily be halved or thirded).

This is the world I come from when I speak about stripping– a world where 400 bucks is a hell of a lot to get from one guy and where it takes immense skill to garner that from multiple guys in a single night. I don’t come from a world of 2000 dollar tips and whatnot. Anyway, I get a bit cross about the money stuff sometimes. But that’s how guys spent on me, if they were of those age groups.

Maybe another day I’ll bust out with ethnic profiles, heh.